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YOUR MAMAS NOTES: Before fame averse actress Kristen Stewart was caught stepping out on her equally publicity eschewing and possibly faux six-packed Twilight co-star and boyfriend Robert Pattinson, the young, superstar couple shacked up in unmarried bliss and sin in a double-gated, privately situated and heavily
Soon after the errors of Miss Stewart's illicit fling with married director Rupert Sanders was exposed in the tabloid media spectral actress reportedly packed up a small U-Haul and decamped for parts unknown. Your Mama didn't have any idea where Miss Stewart moved until this weekend when, out of the blue, a trusted and realiable informant let's call her Lucinda Looselips rang Your Mama's bell to tell us that the famously reclusive actress very quietly purchased a house of her own, also in Los Feliz, just about 1.5 miles from the one she shared with the publicly cuckolded Mister Pattinson.
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Fame averse but issuing public appologies not to loose too many of the Disney fans (of all ages) who made her famous. The more educated target she wants to make films for is not judgemental and obviously they would laugh at her public self shaming but they re not hardcore enough to make her the most popular.Fame averse indeed.
I like the exterior of the house! But pity about that horrible kitchen and the lack of yard space. Tho I d imagine Ms Stewart won t be spending much time frolicking outdoors. niagara falls hotels This looks like a great house for some wild, hot, unprotected kinky sex. PS children, always wear condoms.
I wonder if all the Twilight crazy fans will spam you again Mama, like they did with your post on the Sparkle King Pattinson. The backyard of that house is quite lovely, but everyone else is just so.....MEH.
Only 1.5 miles away so is this more secure from photographers and crazy fans that the first house? Maybe its individual addresses for her and Robert now but is 4 rooms alot for one girl? Maybe she gonna live in with Rupert since he look to be in disagreement with his wife still and Kristen have the home space to date both same time again. Not a good kitchen but outside is great. Great pool area and terrace! I like.
To Anonymous October 15, 2012 4:42 PM: Using jealousy niagara falls hotels as an immediate go to excuse speaks of your own immaturity. This is a property, not fan blog so why assume that commentators who aren t fawning over the celebrities don t already own, or lack the means to buy similar homes? Anyway, that rubbish aside I agree with Petra that the kitchen isn t the best but it has potential, and the lack of yard space is a negative if you plan to entertain a large number of guests or want to conduct your affairs niagara falls hotels largely outdoors. The house does however have many positives. Thanks for the information Mama.
Mama, I ve always been a defender of yours recently when people have said you were slacking off. But the estate of legendary 60 minutes broadcaster listed a SPRCTACULAR park ave duplex the other day for $ 20mil, and we get nothing on that, but instead some tiny ugly house of some twilight twat and some rumors about Reese Witherspoon?? Also, every real estate media outlet has been all over all of the widely reported sales at one57 in new york recently, several for around $50m and one over $90m. But you have not even mentioned these? Derek Jeter sells, and not a mention. A $19m sale at 740 park to a Goldman Sachs fatcat, and nothing....
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revro well she probably cleaned out 20-40 milion after taxes and paying her management fees from twilight franchise. and before twilight she acted mostly in independent movies, so i dont think she is over zenit she still has a long career before her. the house itself looks nicer from back than from front tough looks kind of too general.
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS Kristen who? ;-) As far as the house is concerned, she could do a lot worse; despite the front-facing garage, the door is rather attractive (wish the same could be said for the unfortunate hood over the double entry doors). Demo the kitchen, beef up the xeriscaping to shield the too-close-to-the-curb niagara falls hotels facade from the street, and perhaps re-grade the yard for more usable space it makes a pretty good home for a young actress.
What an ugly house! No amount of remodeling will save this place. If she s smart, she ll knock it down and start fresh. But, she strikes me as a stupid slut and will probably be quite pleased with herself.