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According to Rolling Stone , Limp Bizkit singer Fred Durst is developing an autobiographical sitcom called Douchebag , news that prompted dozens of show-biz bloggers to declare it the most accurate sitcom title ever.
We may have once agreed with that lame, reflexive joke, but not anymore. In fact, our view of Durst has softened now that he's acknowledged what everyone has told him for so long--that rapping about "breaking stuff" and recording a nü-metal cover of George Michael 's " Faith" made him a festering, man-sized douche back in the day (as did his tendency to wear a soul patch and backward baseball cap well into his 30s).
But that's all in the past. We admire Durst for being in on the joke, even belatedly. We only wish some of his peers in the music industry would begin a similar journey to self-acceptance and develop their own vanity TV projects that eschew aspirational themes for honest self-portrayal.
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A docudrama in which Mick Jagger and Keith Richards , with their pony-tailed lawyers in tow, meet to discuss the logistics of their next arena tour (brought to you by Coors), their new line of retro "Glitter Twins" T-shirts (available only at Target), and the track listing for a Rolling Stones acoustic live hits DVD (a Best Buy exclusive).
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Will Stephen Jenkins be corrupted by Bret Michaels and sign up for his own reality-TV pilot on VH1? Will the dudes in Fuel cave in to repeat offers of NSA sex from nameless (and toothless) carnie chicks? Stay tuned.